Wait, you mean pizza isn't supposed to get hotter instead of colder as it sits, and not shatter on the ground like glass? And it shouldn't re-form into a slice and crawl under the fridge? Saturday Night Live's "Almost Pizza" sketch pokes fun at unappetizing frozen pizzas — and the food industry as well? — in a faux commercial. The slogan says it all: "It's pizza, minus a few key words." And no, it doesn't look like almost food. Check out the hilarious Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader below — and maybe try a homemade pizza instead.