'Almost Pizza,' the Reheating, Glass-Like Processed Meal

'SNL' skewers overly processed, fake foods with parody

Wait, you mean pizza isn't supposed to get hotter instead of colder as it sits, and not shatter on the ground like glass? And it shouldn't re-form into a slice and crawl under the fridge? Saturday Night Live's "Almost Pizza" sketch pokes fun at unappetizing frozen pizzas — and the food industry as well? — in a faux commercial. The slogan says it all: "It's pizza, minus a few key words." And no, it doesn't look like almost food. Check out the hilarious Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader below — and maybe try a homemade pizza instead.