Why Does Harry Styles Always Eat A Banana On Stage?

Theory One:

He secretly wishes he were in Motown band The Monkees and not One Direction. He channels Davy Jones with every peel of his banana.

Theory Two:

He is actually planning an IRL Rise of the Planet of the Apes. In fact, he is probably their leader.

Theory Three:

When he was a child, Gwen Stefani's B-A-N-A-N-A-S song truly spoke to him and probably inspired him to be an artist himself.

Theory Four:

Bananas actually have mystical powers that make you an excellent singer — with perfect hair. 

Theory Five:

It was a fateful trip to the zoo and a magical moment with a banana-eating chimp that changed his life; he now pays homage at every opportunity.

Theory Six:

The guy just likes bananas and recognizes their nutritional value.