He secretly wishes he were in Motown band The Monkees and not One Direction. He channels Davy Jones with every peel of his banana.
He is actually planning an IRL Rise of the Planet of the Apes. In fact, he is probably their leader.
When he was a child, Gwen Stefani’s B-A-N-A-N-A-S song truly spoke to him and probably inspired him to be an artist himself.
Bananas actually have mystical powers that make you an excellent singer — with perfect hair.
It was a fateful trip to the zoo and a magical moment with a banana-eating chimp that changed his life; he now pays homage at every opportunity.
The guy just likes bananas and recognizes their nutritional value.