Did you load up on enough perishables to last a week of hurricane aftermath, only to find yourself now without electricity, power, and a cabinet full of ramen? Yep, us too.
Like most things in life, this can be turned into a romantic (or fun) activity. Call someone over, have them bring all their dry-foods, and make your Iron Chef. Irene.
Take stock of your ingredients, get creative, and get cooking. To get us started we asked NYC-based cookbook author Lukas Volger for some recipes based on the most commonly-purchasd provisions.
"My mom used to make something like this all the time growing up. Her recipe was called 'Chinese Chicken Salad.'
Put the cabbage in a salad bowl and sprinkle with 3 pinches of salt. Toss with your hands to combine and then let sit for 10 minutes or so, as you prepare the dressing.
Make the dressing: Whisk together the seasoning packet and vinegar, then whisk in the oil until desired consistency is reached. Taste and adjust as needed. You may want to add a bit of salt or sugar.
Massage the cabbage a little bit and then pour off any liquid that has accumulated in the bottom of the bowl. Crunch up the Top Ramen noodles with your hands, into bite size pieces, over the cabbage, then add the scallions, chicken or tofu, sesame seeds, and nuts. Add the dressing. Serve.
Tuna or Salmon Cakes
In the event that you stocked up on a lot of canned tuna or salmon, here's a way to avoid having to pawn it off your cat.
Drain the fish and place it in a mixing bowl. Break it up with a fork, but don't whip it so that it appears shredded. Add the scallions, eggs, Old Bay, salt, and pepper, folding with a rubber spatula to combine. Fold in the bread crumbs, adding moreif necessary if it appears too wet to hold its shape. Let stand for 10-15 minutes, for the crumbs to soak up excess moisture, then shape into 4 or 5 patties.
Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the patties and cook, flipping once, until browned on both sides and the centers are firm to the touch, 5-7 minutes per side. You may want to cover the skillet for some of the cooking time on each side to encourage them to cook through. Serve hot, with a lemon wedge and your favorite tartar or cocktail sauce, or put it on a bun.
Easy Bean Veggie Burgers
These are the easiest veggie burgers I make, adapted from Veggie Burgers Every Which Way.
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
Put the beans in a mixing bowl and mash with a potato masher or fork. Add the eggs, parsley, Parmesan, mustard, salt, pepper, and lemon juice. Fold in the bread crumbs, adding more if the mixture is too wet to hold its shape. Shape into 4 patties.
Heat the oil in an oven-safe skillet over medium-high heat. Add the patties and cook until browned on each side, 3-5 minutes per side. Transfer the patties to the oven and cook for 12-15 minutes more, until firmed. Serve on buns, with your favorite burger fixins.
Deep Fried Pop-Tart Bites
These things are definitely obscene and arguably pointless. I will never make them again.
Quarter the Pop-Tarts, and then cut each quarter into half. (This will yield 8 bites per Pop-Tart.)
Whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt, then stir in the water and egg until just smooth.
Heat 2 inches of oil in a deep skillet or fry daddy to 350 degrees. Working in batches, dip the Pop-Tart pieces into the batter, then transfer to the hot oil and cook until golden brown, about 2 minutes. Remove with a spider or heat-safe slotted spoon and transfer to a towel- or paper bag-lined plate. Dust with powdered sugar and serve warm.
Lukas Volger is the author of Veggie Burgers Every Which Way and Vegetarian Entrees that Won’t Leave You Hungry. He hasworked as a baker, caterer, prep cook, server and occasional dishwasher. He's from Idaho, lives in Brooklyn, and blogs vegetarian recipes at lukasvolger.com.