7 Things You Should Never Buy From 7-Eleven

7-Select Burritos

Do you like the lining of your stomach intact? Cool. Then you may want to skip the 7-Select Burritos at 7-Eleven. Plus, a 10-ounce burrito can be over 700 hundred calories.

(7-11)

Maple Pancake Sausage Rollers

It is processed meat rolled in processed pancake. Like, go eat a banana if you need a snack on the go, people.

(7-11)

Loaded Doritos

Okay, okay. The super drunk college kid in us totally gets why these exist. But the part of us that doesn't want to die of a heart attack before age 40 (90 calories a chip, people) thinks you should pass on this super cheesy bite.

(7-11/Facebook)

Buffalo Chicken Rollers

We protest these on principle. The folks at 7-Eleven suggest this is a fun fact: "Buffalo Chicken Rollers are actually made of chicken and not some buffalo-chicken hybrid. Though we have to admit, that would be pretty awesome." Just who do they think you are? Jessica Simpson?

(7-11)

Go-Go Taquitos

Why? Because you're a goddamn adult who pays bills, and mystery meat should be left to your high school cafeteria.

(7-11)

Pizza

We are all for eating pizza. Pizza is tasty. But you can get really good pizza from a pizzeria pretty darn fast. You deserve better.

(7-11/Facebook)

Slurpees

We know, we know. "But they are so tasty!" We get it! But do you have any idea how much mold could be living in those Slurpee dispensers? A lot if they aren't properly cleaned, which some employees claim they are not. 

(7-11/Facebook)