Scotch and Soda
- 1 jigger of good scotch
- 1 bottle of soda
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Fill a highball glass halfway up with ice cubes. Add the scotch and just a splash of the soda. Save the rest to drink later when you're hungover from having had 12 of these easy-to-make cocktails. Stir drink briefly with a long spoon and enjoy.
You could use bourbon instead if you must.