Sarah Palin Writing Fitness Book (Yeah, That's Right)

Michelle Obama released a gardening-slash-cookbook, so it makes sense that Sarah Palin is working on a fitness book... right?

The former VP candidate sent an email to People, writing, "Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!" This is, of course, coming from somebody who made moose chili and moose cheese dogs during a 2008 election interview.

Palin, who in the past has said she eats organic (ie: kills her own meat à la Mark Zuckerberg's phase a while back), promises a "unique and motivating book" with health tips that "allow a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy." People says it's unclear whether Palin actually has a contract, or when the book will be published. We wonder how it will compare to that reality show of hers.

IHOP to Roll Out Jelly Donut, Bananagram, Tiramisu Signature Pancakes

The Food Almanac: Thursday, April 23, 2013

Mother Calls Cops on Son Over Pop-Tart Theft