Pizza Shop Offers Trump Pie Called ‘The Wall’ Cut Into Small Pieces ‘for Tiny Fingers’

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Vinnie’s Pizza Shop in Portland has released a triple cheese Donald Trump pie specifically ‘not for losers and haters’
This pizza is so great. Ask anyone you know. We’ll get Italy to pay for this pizza.

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This pizza is so great. Ask anyone you know. We’ll get Italy to pay for this pizza.

Portland wants to make America salivate again. Vinnie’s Pizza Shop in Portland has been temporarily renamed “Donald Drumpf Campaign Headquarters” with a new specialty pizza: “The Wall:” a three cheese pie with three toppings.

"It's a wall of pizza, overdone and overblown. Cut in slices that little tiny fingers can handle. Everybody likes it. It's everyone's favorite. It's the best built pizza you'll ever see. I guarantee it. Not for losers and haters," the pizza description says. "I love the pizzas and the pizzas love me. You can use cash, credit card, or send the bill to Mexico. They'll pay for it. I guarantee the Mexicans will pay for it!"

Each “wall” of pizza will cost you between $4 and $10 more than the average pie, and if you’re feeling extra hungry, the giant Wall is $35.

"You can use cash, credit card, or send the bill to Mexico. They'll pay for it. I guarantee they'll pay for it," the advertisement says.

Taco bowl not included.

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