Guy Fieri's First Tweets Are Ridiculously Amazing

Recently Twitter has made all past tweets public, meaning that no, that really passive-aggressive subtweet you typed out a few years back hasn't actually disappeared. But we can take a trip down memory lane and check out some of our favorite celebrity's old tweets, like the king of Flavortown, Guy Fieri, when he joined Twitter back in the early days of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in 2009.

Take this spectacular piece of Twit-story (note the Blackberry relic):

so sorry, i have been tryin to hit ya up with da 411, but i guess the bberry isnt deliverin. bummer i was think i was rollin big time

— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) April 23, 2009

The same day, he just simply tweeted out a "Hey" and then realized his mistake:

The hey was a test, I'm not a T wizard, tryin to get da bberry rollin.

— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) April 23, 2009

And early Guy Fieri used to tweet out some pretty cool recipes that were apparently "killa."

Cooked with kleetus and crew last nite, rocked a garlic porksausage ravioli done in a red bell pepper vinegar sauce. Sooo killa!

— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) October 3, 2009

We honestly wish that retro Guy Fieri tweets went along with retro Guy Fieri's look (without his signature frosted blonde tips), but alas, that photo turned out to be a fake.