King George V lived a life that many historians consider to be boring—what's wrong with stamp collecting!?—but he was also a fan of premium vodka, which probably made those puzzle nights a lot more interesting. Kors Vodka offers a handmade, limited Geroge V Edition 24K bottle that apparently tastes just like the good stuff The Tsar Nicholas II used to send the king over a century ago. Using the same recipe, distilling process, ingredients, and techniques, Kors Vodka promises that you'll feel just like one of the Royals when you sip this spirit (of which, only 250 bottles are produced). The crystal decanter is handmade and features gold accents, coming in a polished walnut box that also has gold detailing, as well as a silk and velvet lining. If you want to make your bottle even better, you can request to have gold leaves added inside, like a pretty, flammable snow globe. Who's boring now?