In a special episode of “The Presidential Kitchen” from Salted, an online cooking school, a puppet version of presidential hopeful Donald Trump wants to teach you how to “make turkey great again” with his own take on the most delicious Thanksgiving turkey Americans have ever had.
To start, the Trump family prefers to brine their turkey overnight — in a bucket full of hundred dollar bills. “Not everyone has hundred dollar bills, but use whatever you have at home,” puppet Trump says.
Next, build a wall of vegetables around the turkey so that all the flavors stay separate, “but I don’t mind building a big, beautiful door so a few of the good carrots can through the wall with the proper documentation. Then you get some good, brave men to guard that wall during the roasting process.”
As for puppet Trump, his preferred guards are Jon Snow, Walter White, Scarface and Darth Vader.
Finally, Trump recommends that you roast your turkey at 8,500,000,607 degrees Fahrenheit for five to six minutes, but we don’t. Watch the video below: