National Pork Board
Perhaps in an effort to mend all the hearts that broke as a result of research from the World Health Organization, which classified bacon as a carcinogen — in the same category as cigarettes — and remind America about its deep love for bacon, the National Pork Board has debuted a bacon wrapping paper so you can cover all your holiday gifts in bacon.
Since you probably do have someone in your life who loves nothing more than to talk about how much they love bacon, you might even consider providing this wrapping paper as their actual gift. If, however, you are the exact demographic the National Pork Board was searching for, this is the perfect way to show your friends and family just how much you love them, by showering them in bacon.
You can order the bacon wrapping paper online — though you won’t be able to use it for Christmas, since delivery can take up to two weeks.