Forget blueberries, pomegranate and acai. There’s a new super fruit in town and it has the bible backing it up….seriously.
I’d never heard of the etrog, a citrus fruit that resembles a chubby lemon, until I landed in Tel Aviv, specifically in Uzi-Eli’s juice shop at the entrance to the Carmel shuk (market).
Uzi-Eli a 70-year old gentleman who looks about twenty years younger, is a Yemeni born healer who landed in Israel decades ago.
He claims his juices and herbal elixirs are based on the doctrine laid down by the Jewish Medieval Rabbi, scholar and philosopher, Moses Maimonides and that the sacred fruit is bestowed a place of honor in the Old Testament book of Leviticus. He goes by many titles, among them “juice man” and “spiritual guru.” But he lets people call him Uzi.
When I first walked into the funky little juice shop a beautiful woman, one of three of Uzi-Eli’s children and the only girl, behind the counter offered my very first sip of etrog juice.
If the juice will do anything to make me look like her, I’m in, I thought to myself.
A jittery man nearly shoved me out of the way to ask for his own green juice.
“Excuse me!” I said with annoyance.
“I’m sorry,” he said politely. “I’m just addicted to this juice.” He didn’t look like an addict. he wore a suit and a pretentious bluetooth earpiece. I let him through. Who was I to get in the way of his fix.
The etrog fruit resembles a giant lemon, but with a sexier shape. Indeed it is a good-looking fruit, just one of the reasons it is a symbol of fertility and beauty.
I take a slug of it. It was delicious, tart and sweet with a grassy aftertaste. Did I feel any different? Not really. Not yet at least.
Uzi-Eli will craft a “medicine” for you based on whatever ails you. First he asks you a series of questions about your symptoms, your sleeping patterns, your belly issues, your moods and your emotions. Sometimes he asks you to draw him a picture of how you feel…right then and there.
He claims his concoctions are good for curing chronic fatigue, pain, diabetes, stress, anxiety and infertility. They boost your immune system and can even help bring health and happiness. Some of them even make you look and feel younger. That’s what we call having it all.
This article was originally published by Jo Piazza on November 12, 2015