Jared Allen's Sport Arena & Grill (Kansas City, Mo.)
"Ever hear of Wine Em', Dine 'Em, 69 'Em'?" asked one commenter, outraged. "Jared Allen will hurt someone for not being on this list."
Likely not. One, that was the motto, not the name. Two, as is often the case with restaurants named for athletes, according to news reports, "Allen did not invest in the restaurant, located at 700 Southwest Blvd., but he was paid for the use of his name." And three, it closed in 2008... just a few months after opening. Shocking.