7 Signs You Love Food More Than Your Boyfriend

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If this is you, you should probably break up with your boyfriend and marry food
7 Signs You Love Food More Than Your Boyfriend
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Whatever you and your man are up to, food is tagging along.

You do a goofy happy dance every time you eat a burrito but feel too embarrassed to dance with your boyfriend.

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Dominique Ansel’s newest sugary creation just came out, so you cancel brunch plans with your beau because obviously you’re going to wait two hours in line for it.

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For his birthday, you bought your guy a gift certificate to Momofuku Noodle Bar — even though he’s not into noodles — because you can’t get enough.

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Your sweetheart catches you staring at his plate at dinner and gently but firmly reminds you that his eyes are up here, thank you very much.

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Cuddling is never satisfying unless an episode of The Naked Chef is playing in the background.

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You imagine that your wedding bouquet will be made of ice cream cones with sprinkles on top and are considering naming your kids Remoulade (Remy for short) and Kale.

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Whatever you and your man are up to, food is tagging along… on a stroll in the park, watching a movie, lying in your bed… wherever you two are, food will be, too. You’re inseparable.

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Haley Willard is The Daily Meal's assistant editor. Follow her on Twitter @haleywillrd.

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