In truth it isn’t entirely inaccurate..
A Higher Calling
Pizza, even when frozen, is pretty much heavenly thing anyway.
An Uninvited Guest
Uh. This is awkward, and awful. Where is the iPhone’s head at any way? Why is that a default word for anything?
Literally no one knows what is happening in that text. No one. At all.
A Bundle of... Joy?
When texting parents, even about dinner, one must always be careful not to induce an untimely heart attack.
Start them young. Reap the benefits for life.