What’s a foodstagram without a food pun caption? If you are trying to rack up your Instagram likes, Spoon is here to help. We’ve compiled a complete guide to food puns for all meals, snacks and desserts. You’re sure to improve your Insta-game with these ready-made captions, as well as get a few laughs along the way. Ready, set, Insta.
For those mornings when you need nothing more than bagel stuffed with eggs, bacon and oozing cheese.
A photo posted by FoodLoverHeaven1 (@foodloverheaven1) on Dec 21, 2014 at 8:26am PST
#yolkporn is a thing.
A photo posted by The Sweet Defeat (@thesweetdefeat) on Jan 29, 2015 at 5:09am PST
Sometimes we just need an excuse to eat cake first thing in the morning.
A photo posted by NYC Dining // Food by Skyler (@nycdining) on Sep 25, 2014 at 6:01am PDT
Because we all need to pretend to be healthy sometimes.
A photo posted by Get it ripe, get it right(@missnewfoodie) on Jan 10, 2015 at 6:33am PST
Ice Cream, Froyo and Other Frozen Desserts
These bad boys are always in season.
A photo posted by @icecreamofinsta on Aug 21, 2014 at 12:57pm PDT
The childhood tradition that we never outgrew.
A photo posted by dmgood (@dmgood) on May 26, 2014 at 10:41am PDT
Momofuku Milk Bar
But really, if you venture to Momofuku Milk Bar and don’t Instagram it, did you even go there?
A photo posted by Ella Viscardi (@ellaetcetera) on Nov 24, 2014 at 11:46am PST
One of the greatest gifts from the French.
A photo posted by @gourmanddisposition on Feb 2, 2015 at 4:33am PST
A photo posted by Eating My Way Through NYC (@eatingnyc) on Dec 2, 2014 at 1:30pm PST
Why even bake it?
A photo posted by get in my belly (@getinmybellyplz) on Dec 31, 2014 at 2:17pm PST
3 am or 3 pm…good any time of day.
A photo posted by FoodLoverHeaven1 (@foodloverheaven1) on Dec 4, 2014 at 3:22pm PST
At the end of the day, it’s not “you are what you eat,” but “you are what you Instagram yourself eating.” So eat up, and don’t forget that #eatingfortheinsta is real. Now, you can upgrade all those foodstagrams with some perfectly punny captions straight from the Bible. But don’t forget to #spoonfeed the next time you do.
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