11 Foods Not to Eat on a Date

Staff Writer
11 Foods Not to Eat on a Date

Photo by Kirby Barth

First dates are inherently awkward. As if worrying about discussion points and thinking of jokes that will convince your date you’re funny weren’t enough, there’s also the added pressure of deciding what to order. As you mull over the choices, be sure to avoid these 11 foods that will undoubtedly ensure you never make it to date number two.

1. Tacos and burritos

Tacos 1
Photo by Bernard Wen

More food will end up on the plate than in your mouth. Don’t make your date watch that, it’s just mean.

2. Lobster
lobster

Photo courtesy of New Meadows Lobster

Anything that requires you to wear a bib is a no-go.

3. Corn on the cob
corn on the cob

Photo by Kirby Barth

Because it is impossible to eat without getting at least one kernel stuck between your teeth.

4. Soup
lobster bisque

Photo by Kirby Barth

Better to avoid accidental sound effects and spills.

5. Leafy greens
leafy greens

Photo by Kirby Barth

These vibrant vegetables love to steal the stage from your pearly whites. Don’t let them be the star of your show.

6. Carbonated drinks
Soda/carbonated drinks

Photo by Kirby Barth

Bubbles usually resurface as a burp, which will certainly make for an awkward break in the conversation.

7. Beans
Beans-Edited

Photo by Kirby Barth

Gas makes both you and your date uncomfortable.

8. Seeds        
strawberries/things with seeds

Photo by Kirby Barth

These tricky little guys hide in salads or sauces, waiting to wriggle their way in between your choppers for refuge. They won’t go down without a fight.

9. Spaghetti
Photo by Alia Wilhelm

Photo by Alia Wilhelm

Reality check: you are not in Lady and the Tramp. There’s nothing sexy about slurping pasta into your mouth.

10. Wings and Ribs

Photo by Kirby Barth

Finger foods are a social faux pas. Eating with your hands is unattractive and unsophisticated. Plus, who wants to deal with that whole sauce mess?

11. Hamburger
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Photo by Kirby Barth

Let’s not beat around the bush: no one wants to see your mouth open that wide, or watch meat juice drip off your chin. Put down the quarter pounder and back away.

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